I came across a photographer named Steve Burke online today.
He's a wedding photographer who's a genius. As his website says, he's done over 400 wedding photoshoots, and the best thing he could put on the front page of his website, the apotheosis of all his work, is, of course, my photography. Brilliant!
As it turns out, I'm the breadwinner for an entire English family. Also, thanks to Steve, I've ruined the lives of 400 English wedding couples. They expected pictures like mine, but they got pictures like his.
They should have invited me. Ukrainians and Russians have had better luck. Opportunities like these. Go to my website, see only my photos, read only my posts, see my backstage, and can easily order, knowing that you're getting them.
P.S. I've been looking at Steve's photos to put on the front page of my website. I haven't found anything that would work.
Mine are better. :)